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缺勤

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说

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一将胭脂

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流不出来不清

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喝

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钱滴答

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尸骸

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我家

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知情

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请你付出代价

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原谅我

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也能

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下无所谓

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三天气

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八作文

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的

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非烟

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我的

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以前的

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行侠仗

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楼说

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据消息

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修专辑

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我

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在这种漆黑的环境下

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最后我称霸东瀛的

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一击必杀聚合成

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这样我不懂

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楚留香一出场就

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被瞧不起

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看来

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他也在等

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东瀛忍者果然等着

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难怪小忍者这么久都不动

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真是匪夷所思

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我

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纯绿色

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已经服了

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如果楚留香也跟你一样是个杀人的人

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要么你现在

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已经是个死人了

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我实在想不到

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号称无敌的一和第一仁者春雷一次

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一次居然败得这么惨

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楚留香还没出手

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你就已经败在他的手里实在是太耻辱了

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你又杀了一个人

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又算在我头上了

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初相识啊

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今夜掌灯时

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有人会在忘情管的小

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恭候香帅的大驾

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我倒是很希望香帅能去

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却不知道香帅敢不敢去呢

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可以谦词

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谁能往前

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在下视听展演

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左卫门

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虽然球居东瀛小国

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却九幕

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香帅侠

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今日有幸亲眼目睹了香帅

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以无声无形无影之不懂剑法

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转生的意思

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是如春雷的斗法

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并在下领悟了

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以静制动

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以不变应万变的

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一秒的

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实在是大开眼界啊

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专业先生实在是太客气了

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只可惜

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我是一个不太会客气

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香帅也有兵

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什么病

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头痛病

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违停听别人对我这么客气地说话

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我的头就会疼得要命

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那我就实话实说了

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你知道是谁

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排一次去杀你的吗

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我知道

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那你又知道

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我为什么要排一次去杀你们

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因为我想知道

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你到底有没有

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传说中那么大的本事

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你为什么要知道

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我有没有这个本事呢

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因为我要让你

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替我去杀一个人

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杀谁呀

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是天王

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你为什么要杀他

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为什么不留着它

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来对付我们呢

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我要杀他

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只因为我跟他之间的

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恩怨而已

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我已经活得太久了

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我现在活着的唯一心愿

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就是诶我们看到他

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比我操

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当然我也知道

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杀他不

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唯一能杀他的人

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我也知道

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要你去做这件事

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同样也不少

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我听说他花三十万两买了一口箱子

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可吃一口箱子我相信

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大概布局三十万两

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这个箱子里的东西

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大概值一百五十万年

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是贼赃的话

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拿去卖给那些收贼赃的人

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最少也有七八十万两

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香帅的眼光真是高明极了

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可是我的估价方法

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和你确有一点不同

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有哪一点不同

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我喜欢用人骨架

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我向来都是用人来估价

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我相信这口箱子

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足够买下三千个厨子的贞操

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也足够让

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同样多的勇士

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拼命

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小帅

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这口箱子现在是你的了

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如果你帮我办完了我要你办的事

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另外还有一盒同样的箱子

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也给你

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嗯

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小钱啊

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你在哪里

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麻烦你

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进来一下

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相信爱

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这口箱子里的东西大概值一百五十万辆左右

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如果这位老先生

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肯把箱子给你

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你肯不肯陪他一晚呢

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我怎么会不肯呢啊

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我本来就是做这种事情的人啊

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哎呀做我们这种事情的女人呀

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一辈子都中了众多

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我们一晚上就挣这么多钱

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干什么都可以

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不够吗

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今天

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恐怕挣不了了

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因为

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有你在这里呀我当然要批评你了

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他

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看起来

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你今天晚上

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好像没有任何希望无论你是要找人陪你

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还是要找人替你拼命

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都没有希望

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所以你最好走

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带着你的箱子走

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而且越快越好

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因为我可以保证

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到了明天晚上

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一样还是没有希望的

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你也不至于用这种方法

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我就知道你没有说

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如果你要是再不睁开眼睛的话说不定我就把你吃掉了

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你能不能告诉我

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为什么要把我吵醒还

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不让我好好地睡一觉

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喂我睡不着所以你也不能说

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那你为什么睡不着呢

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因为我有心事

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您也有心事

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因为我听到了一些本不该我听到的话你也永远都不会告诉我的

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不过只可惜

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那天晚上你在城墙上喝酒的时候喝得太痛快了

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你竟然忘记了

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你的身旁

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坐着一个学过十七年忍术

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和你一样一样

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偷听别人说话的专家

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那天晚上我们的对话啊你全部都听到了

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就因为我全部听到了所以我才奇怪

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你明明都已经想好了

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要去找石天王的

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为什么石田摘叶让你去的时候

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你反倒

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不答应了呢

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那可是一百五十万两银子不是一百五十两呢到最后去不收了

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难道你是觉得他人太好了

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不忍心收他的银子吗

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也许是吧

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那你为什么要从我这个可怜的女人身上

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弄这三十万呢

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因为你喜欢

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偷看别人洗澡

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因为你喜欢

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把别人

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装进那个箱子里面去

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我就知道

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你根本就没有说实话

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你没有收他的银子

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是因为

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你不喜欢石田在研这个人

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一不愿意替他办事

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一这种人啊

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如果不喜欢一个人

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就算他把银子堆在你面前

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璧山还高

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你也不会看他一眼的

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照你这么说

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我手里你的影子

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是不是表示

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我很喜欢

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我也很喜欢你

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而且非常非常喜欢

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比例为公主还有喜欢

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虽然我知道

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你说你喜欢我不是真的但是我喜欢你

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就真的是一点儿都不假

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只是

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我不知道

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你到底是一个什么样的人

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秘书石田摘叶

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要对付石田

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只不过是因为

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他抢了他的爱妾狎妓

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那么你呢

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你也是为了妹妹公主吗

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十天王抢了石田专业的爱妾

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所以

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石田专业

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要你去调试天王的公主

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只是有一点我不太明白

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了遇见山庄高手如云

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你是怎么样

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将那被公主

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装进箱子里的呢

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其实

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三个月前

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我就想办法

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接替了陷害的差使他的差使

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也就是给公主洗澡

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我就发现

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那公主她非常地爱干净

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一般换下来的衣服

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她是不会再穿第二次

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而且我要帮着他

264
00:16:52,816 --> 00:16:54,136
一箱子一箱子的

265
00:16:54,286 --> 00:16:55,876
把旧衣服拿出去送人

266
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:58,586
这已经不是第一次了

267
00:17:00,556 --> 00:17:01,846
所以这一次

268
00:17:02,416 --> 00:17:06,116
你从山庄里运出来的不是一箱一箱的酒衣服

269
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:06,886
而是

270
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一个女人

271
00:17:13,996 --> 00:17:16,406
听你这么说起来这件事情

272
00:17:16,606 --> 00:17:18,326
好像简单的

273
00:17:18,706 --> 00:17:20,056
本来就很简单呀

274
00:17:20,716 --> 00:17:23,746
世上有很多看起来艰难复杂的事情

275
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其实本来

276
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就是很简单的事

277
00:17:27,376 --> 00:17:28,376
只不过

278
00:17:28,816 --> 00:17:29,776
如果有人

279
00:17:30,076 --> 00:17:31,606
想或许是天王

280
00:17:31,756 --> 00:17:35,416
那条名叫天王后的大海船可不是那么简单的

281
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:38,516
就算是无所不能的楚留香

282
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,946
恐怕也办不到

283
00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:43,086
是什么

284
00:17:43,246 --> 00:17:44,246
是

285
00:17:44,536 --> 00:17:45,686
你想

286
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:46,696
他一个月

287
00:17:46,846 --> 00:17:48,496
要在船上待二十多天

288
00:17:49,066 --> 00:17:50,566
如果你上不了他的船

289
00:17:50,776 --> 00:17:52,246
你就根本见不到他的人

290
00:17:52,846 --> 00:17:55,096
如果你根本不知道船在哪里的话

291
00:17:55,426 --> 00:17:57,506
你又怎么能上得了船

292
00:17:59,836 --> 00:18:00,886
听你这么一说

293
00:18:01,396 --> 00:18:02,696
这件事情

294
00:18:03,016 --> 00:18:04,016
的确

295
00:18:04,336 --> 00:18:05,606
不好解决

296
00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:10,696
信号问题是可以解决不管多困难的事情

297
00:18:11,146 --> 00:18:13,886
总有法子可以解决的满足

298
00:18:14,656 --> 00:18:15,926
怎么解决

299
00:18:17,896 --> 00:18:18,796
很简单啊

300
00:18:19,336 --> 00:18:22,676
你只要能找到一个能帮助你的人就可以了

301
00:18:23,746 --> 00:18:25,706
那么那个人在哪里

302
00:18:27,496 --> 00:18:28,096
我呀

303
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:29,836
我就是那个

304
00:18:30,076 --> 00:18:32,876
可以帮助你解决问题的人

305
00:18:34,726 --> 00:18:36,356
照这样看起来

306
00:18:36,466 --> 00:18:38,176
我的运气还真的不错呀

307
00:18:38,836 --> 00:18:41,696
居然能够遇到一个像你这么有办法

308
00:18:43,966 --> 00:18:45,136
我一直都听说

309
00:18:45,286 --> 00:18:46,336
你的运气很好

310
00:18:47,056 --> 00:18:49,226
可是你为什么要帮我呢

311
00:18:51,676 --> 00:18:52,676
第一

312
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期为我高兴

313
00:18:55,486 --> 00:18:56,486
第二

314
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听力和建议

315
00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,056
第三

316
00:19:00,436 --> 00:19:02,336
因为我喜欢你

317
00:19:04,006 --> 00:19:05,746
你又怎么会突然喜欢我呢

318
00:19:06,466 --> 00:19:08,656
难道是那位石田专业先生

319
00:19:08,896 --> 00:19:10,976
又出了几十万两银子

320
00:19:11,086 --> 00:19:11,656
要你

321
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:13,736
喜欢我的

322
00:19:15,106 --> 00:19:17,186
你怎么这样说我呢

323
00:19:17,326 --> 00:19:21,146
你为什么要把我想成是一个无情无义的女人呢

324
00:19:22,546 --> 00:19:23,326
好好好好好

325
00:19:24,136 --> 00:19:24,766
我知道

326
00:19:25,126 --> 00:19:25,966
你有友情

327
00:19:26,326 --> 00:19:27,778
而且有友谊

328
00:19:27,976 --> 00:19:30,526
我也知道如果没有你呢这件事情

329
00:19:30,856 --> 00:19:32,696
不是办不成的

330
00:19:32,956 --> 00:19:36,046
可是你知不知道我现在最想做的

331
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:38,156
是哪一件事

332
00:19:38,656 --> 00:19:41,516
我不知道我真的不知道

333
00:19:42,406 --> 00:19:44,396
我也猜到你不知道

334
00:19:44,656 --> 00:19:47,126
我相信你非得不知道

335
00:19:47,296 --> 00:19:47,716
而且

336
00:19:47,956 --> 00:19:48,556
连想

337
00:19:48,706 --> 00:19:50,306
都想不到

338
00:19:51,196 --> 00:19:52,196
也许

339
00:19:53,056 --> 00:19:55,016
我早已经想到了

340
00:19:55,306 --> 00:19:56,306
也许

341
00:19:56,416 --> 00:19:58,286
我已经知道了呢

342
00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:10,620
嗯

343
00:20:46,010 --> 00:20:48,420
马车为什么要在这个时候停下

344
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:50,790
那前面又出了什么事

345
00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:04,340
这位仁兄啊

346
00:21:05,120 --> 00:21:06,320
这半夜三更的

347
00:21:06,770 --> 00:21:08,970
你把人家的马挡在路上

348
00:21:09,530 --> 00:21:10,890
这什么意思

349
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,870
你难道想吓死别人

350
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:18,540
你难道是来找我的

351
00:21:21,950 --> 00:21:23,430
你到底是谁

352
00:21:23,840 --> 00:21:25,130
如果你是来找我的

353
00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,380
为什么不开一开尊口跟我说说话

354
00:21:33,200 --> 00:21:34,440
这位兄台

355
00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:36,810
既然你不能够开口说话

356
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,990
我又不知道你要将我带到哪里去

357
00:21:39,650 --> 00:21:43,410
要去见谁你说我该怎么办呢

358
00:21:45,320 --> 00:21:46,320
爱

359
00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:49,910
好好好

360
00:21:50,420 --> 00:21:51,350
既然如此

361
00:21:51,740 --> 00:21:52,640
那我就看看

362
00:21:52,850 --> 00:21:54,570
你到底想干什么

363
00:21:57,950 --> 00:21:58,950
嗯

364
00:22:01,190 --> 00:22:02,190
嗯

365
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:28,188
我

366
00:22:38,630 --> 00:22:39,630
试题

367
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,600
你怎么会在这里

368
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:47,940
我经常到这里

369
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:51,570
你当我心情不好的时候

370
00:22:52,340 --> 00:22:53,670
都会来着

371
00:22:57,140 --> 00:22:58,680
车子的棱角

372
00:22:58,850 --> 00:23:00,930
常常需要加一点油

373
00:23:02,150 --> 00:23:03,337
忍一下

374
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:09,150
往往需要一个人静下来想一想

375
00:23:12,004 --> 00:23:13,004
好

376
00:23:13,730 --> 00:23:14,730
寂寞

377
00:23:15,050 --> 00:23:17,731
就像是夹在车轴上的那种油

378
00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:20,910
上眼的心

379
00:23:21,140 --> 00:23:23,160
转动起来轻快一点

380
00:23:27,830 --> 00:23:29,010
只可惜

381
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,960
你今天晚上

382
00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:32,540
再也没有法子

383
00:23:32,690 --> 00:23:34,770
可以一个人静下来的

384
00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:37,771
因为我还没打算要走

385
00:23:39,260 --> 00:23:40,980
就算你要早

386
00:23:41,360 --> 00:23:43,770
我也不会让你走

387
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:47,160
我好不容易

388
00:23:47,270 --> 00:23:48,570
才把你

389
00:23:51,620 --> 00:23:53,490
怎么能让你走呢

390
00:24:08,420 --> 00:24:10,110
是你求我

391
00:24:13,670 --> 00:24:15,390
用这种盒子情人

392
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:16,808
何况他

393
00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:19,110
听都没有听过

394
00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:24,723
因为你是一个很特别的事

395
00:24:26,570 --> 00:24:27,570
所以

396
00:24:28,130 --> 00:24:30,480
我才会用特别的法子听

397
00:24:31,550 --> 00:24:32,550
如果

398
00:24:32,690 --> 00:24:34,717
不是因为你有钱好奇心

399
00:24:36,110 --> 00:24:37,710
谁能把你起来

400
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:42,990
不管怎么样

401
00:24:43,970 --> 00:24:46,470
你能够找到这样的一个人来请客

402
00:24:46,970 --> 00:24:48,810
就算你真的有法子

403
00:24:51,260 --> 00:24:53,280
我第一眼看到他的时候

404
00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:54,290
我还以为

405
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:55,986
她是一头熊

406
00:24:57,620 --> 00:24:59,400
他本来就叫老邢

407
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,200
他的舌头怎么了

408
00:25:04,730 --> 00:25:05,390
是谁

409
00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:07,290
有那么大的本事

410
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,770
能够把这样一个大汉的舌头给割下来

411
00:25:11,570 --> 00:25:12,960
是他自己

412
00:25:15,740 --> 00:25:18,990
他自己为什么要把自己的舌头给割下来

413
00:25:19,850 --> 00:25:20,850
因为

414
00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:24,900
他生怕自己说出一些不该说的话

415
00:25:26,510 --> 00:25:28,080
你应该知道

416
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:29,270
我这个

417
00:25:29,900 --> 00:25:32,580
经常游戏别人不能知道的秘密

418
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:37,950
那你今天

419
00:25:38,390 --> 00:25:39,810
找我来这里

420
00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:41,940
也是的秘密

421
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:45,120
是

422
00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:48,240
直到目前为止

423
00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:49,640
除了我们俩

424
00:25:49,850 --> 00:25:50,850
之外

425
00:25:51,650 --> 00:25:53,550
绝对没有别人知道

426
00:25:53,870 --> 00:25:55,320
你来过这儿

427
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:57,450
那么以后

428
00:26:00,320 --> 00:26:01,320
以后

429
00:26:04,700 --> 00:26:05,700
以后

430
00:26:06,500 --> 00:26:08,580
恐怕就更没有人知道

431
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:12,480
就连我们自己都不知道

432
00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:14,700
为什么

433
00:26:18,110 --> 00:26:20,060
因为我们一定会把今天的事情

434
00:26:20,510 --> 00:26:21,510
忘记

435
00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:43,950
我只想让你记住

436
00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:46,560
你是我第一个呢

437
00:26:49,610 --> 00:26:50,910
在我心

438
00:26:52,040 --> 00:27:00,390
恐怕不会再有第二个你为什么要这么做

439
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:07,500
你为我去张视听吗你既知道

440
00:27:08,270 --> 00:27:10,950
这一句很有可能永远都不会再回来

441
00:27:13,220 --> 00:27:14,580
这种事

442
00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:16,950
以前你会不会走

443
00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:21,260
你

444
00:27:21,920 --> 00:27:23,610
大概不会

445
00:27:27,590 --> 00:27:29,851
就像我今天做的这种事

446
00:27:31,490 --> 00:27:33,570
我本来也不会去做

447
00:27:36,590 --> 00:27:38,520
可是既然你能做

448
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:44,460
我为什么不呢

449
00:27:55,670 --> 00:27:56,670
其实

450
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,220
我见过父亲一次

451
00:28:00,830 --> 00:28:03,210
那是在我很小很小的时候

452
00:28:03,680 --> 00:28:05,240
问母亲

453
00:28:05,690 --> 00:28:08,010
让我的一个奶奶带我去骑

454
00:28:09,860 --> 00:28:10,640
我现在

455
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:13,680
不能很清楚地记得他当时底下

456
00:28:18,320 --> 00:28:20,730
父亲是一个很硬气的呢

457
00:28:22,820 --> 00:28:24,570
他笑起来的时候

458
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,010
更好看

459
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,110
我实在想要他抱一抱

460
00:28:31,820 --> 00:28:32,820
可是

461
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,430
他的手上

462
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:38,464
一直都握着她的家

463
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,550
我的好景好奇

464
00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,900
下头一直都不敢开口

465
00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:56,960
他从来都没有

466
00:28:57,140 --> 00:28:58,140
过

467
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:02,160
从来没

468
00:29:03,770 --> 00:29:04,580
从那以后

469
00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,050
我就再也没有见过他

470
00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:09,180
恐怕

471
00:29:10,310 --> 00:29:12,570
以后也不会再见到他

472
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:15,630
我只希望你告诉他

473
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:19,170
我一直都过得很

474
00:29:24,410 --> 00:29:25,410
以后

475
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:28,320
恐怕未必

476
00:29:32,420 --> 00:29:33,420
是

477
00:29:35,030 --> 00:29:36,810
你也未必能够进

478
00:29:39,980 --> 00:29:40,980
恐怕

479
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:45,540
你也不会费劲套路

480
00:30:24,608 --> 00:30:41,648
我

481
00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:49,328
说在那里的是处香帅吗我

482
00:30:49,868 --> 00:30:52,218
车上有个人想见处香帅

483
00:30:52,328 --> 00:30:53,168
出香帅

484
00:30:53,288 --> 00:30:55,398
你也一定想见他的

485
00:30:55,808 --> 00:30:59,858
你

486
00:31:00,218 --> 00:31:02,468
想见的话就请到船上来吧

487
00:31:03,008 --> 00:31:05,208
否则你一定会后悔的

488
00:31:05,648 --> 00:31:24,428
我觉我上传了

489
00:31:25,028 --> 00:31:26,298
我就上

490
00:31:27,398 --> 00:31:28,718
可是如果这艘船上

491
00:31:28,958 --> 00:31:30,338
没我想要见的人的话

492
00:31:30,848 --> 00:31:33,788
我可是要打你的屁股了

493
00:31:34,448 --> 00:31:38,558
你

494
00:31:39,668 --> 00:31:40,878
要知道

495
00:31:41,138 --> 00:31:41,858
我对你

496
00:31:42,308 --> 00:31:44,178
可没有任何的企图

497
00:31:44,528 --> 00:31:50,258
我

498
00:32:02,048 --> 00:32:11,588
我

499
00:32:12,968 --> 00:32:14,778
能再见到香帅

500
00:32:16,148 --> 00:32:18,558
实在是在线属性

501
00:32:23,678 --> 00:32:27,617
在下特地为香帅准备了必果的五上嫁娘

502
00:32:28,388 --> 00:32:29,718
菊正宗

503
00:32:31,358 --> 00:32:33,108
但愿能与香帅

504
00:32:34,178 --> 00:32:35,898
狗一嘴

505
00:33:18,758 --> 00:33:21,019
在下希望想说明白

506
00:33:23,048 --> 00:33:25,398
英子上次去找香帅

507
00:33:27,308 --> 00:33:28,308
不是

508
00:33:28,538 --> 00:33:30,288
在下的意思

509
00:33:31,958 --> 00:33:32,958
不是

510
00:33:35,168 --> 00:33:36,616
香帅风流倜傥

511
00:33:37,478 --> 00:33:39,498
当世无双啊

512
00:33:40,988 --> 00:33:43,148
这世上不知有多少女子

513
00:33:43,598 --> 00:33:45,648
愿现身一见

514
00:33:46,868 --> 00:33:48,378
有机会时

515
00:33:48,488 --> 00:33:50,028
别人的意思

516
00:33:51,158 --> 00:33:52,998
这一点想必香水

517
00:33:54,038 --> 00:33:56,418
应该能够明白吧

518
00:33:59,858 --> 00:34:01,848
你怎么会知道我在这儿

519
00:34:03,128 --> 00:34:03,638
会

520
00:34:04,088 --> 00:34:05,538
在这里出现

521
00:34:06,728 --> 00:34:07,728
实不相瞒

522
00:34:10,328 --> 00:34:12,678
在下对香帅的行踪

523
00:34:13,388 --> 00:34:15,948
实在是清楚得很

524
00:34:17,978 --> 00:34:19,428
有多清楚

525
00:34:22,028 --> 00:34:24,468
要比香帅想象的

526
00:34:25,088 --> 00:34:26,598
还要清楚

527
00:34:41,378 --> 00:34:41,597
此

528
00:34:41,798 --> 00:34:42,668
清而不涩

529
00:34:42,908 --> 00:34:43,658
甜而不腻

530
00:34:44,468 --> 00:34:45,038
但中

531
00:34:45,218 --> 00:34:46,878
最真美

532
00:34:47,438 --> 00:34:49,158
果然是好酒

533
00:34:55,898 --> 00:34:58,488
你知道我想见的人是谁了

534
00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:00,588
这个人此刻

535
00:35:00,998 --> 00:35:02,358
也在这里

536
00:35:08,858 --> 00:35:10,848
你看外面的江水

537
00:35:11,348 --> 00:35:12,918
中也不停

538
00:35:15,428 --> 00:35:19,068
就算有人将万两黄金丢小区

539
00:35:19,658 --> 00:35:22,848
也绝不会溅起一片水花而已

540
00:35:25,868 --> 00:35:28,218
等到水花消失时

541
00:35:28,808 --> 00:35:30,768
江流还是不改

542
00:35:31,298 --> 00:35:34,698
就好像什么事都没发生过一样

543
00:35:36,788 --> 00:35:39,408
不管你扔下的是万两黄金

544
00:35:39,998 --> 00:35:41,988
还是百斤废铁

545
00:35:43,628 --> 00:35:45,558
都是这样子的

546
00:35:50,168 --> 00:35:52,248
事实本来就如此

547
00:35:54,038 --> 00:35:55,308
这个世上

548
00:35:56,948 --> 00:35:59,898
有太多无可奈何的事情

549
00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:05,538
过去以后呢

550
00:36:06,608 --> 00:36:08,508
九如春梦白

551
00:36:09,608 --> 00:36:12,108
两无痕迹可寻

552
00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:19,038
世如春梦了无痕

553
00:36:19,388 --> 00:36:21,738
此情只能成追忆

554
00:36:22,688 --> 00:36:25,458
实在让人没有选择的余地

555
00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:28,398
别人可能没有

556
00:36:29,228 --> 00:36:31,158
而你却有

557
00:36:33,848 --> 00:36:35,178
我有什么

558
00:36:36,128 --> 00:36:37,608
你可以选择

559
00:36:41,438 --> 00:36:45,828
是成全别人让此秦永成追忆呢

560
00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:49,698
还是成全你自己

561
00:36:53,528 --> 00:36:55,338
我可以助你

562
00:36:56,408 --> 00:36:58,878
帮你寻回你的梦中人

563
00:36:59,858 --> 00:37:02,198
在你们到一处世外桃源

564
00:37:03,788 --> 00:37:04,998
让你们

565
00:37:05,738 --> 00:37:07,338
两情换卡

566
00:37:07,808 --> 00:37:09,318
共度一生

567
00:37:12,998 --> 00:37:15,338
这可是很多人梦寐以求

568
00:37:16,527 --> 00:37:19,218
而又求之不得的

569
00:37:25,208 --> 00:37:27,348
你若轻易放弃了

570
00:37:28,928 --> 00:37:30,348
你会后悔

571
00:37:30,788 --> 00:37:33,048
痛苦终生啊

572
00:37:35,138 --> 00:37:35,468
嗯

573
00:37:36,158 --> 00:37:37,848
这是你的事

574
00:37:38,438 --> 00:37:40,728
选择当然也在

575
00:37:41,168 --> 00:37:43,818
我明白你的意思

576
00:37:45,218 --> 00:37:46,358
李劼人不成

577
00:37:46,778 --> 00:37:48,588
杀我也不成

578
00:37:48,938 --> 00:37:51,108
所以你才想出这个法子

579
00:37:51,878 --> 00:37:54,408
要我去破坏这门亲事

580
00:37:55,448 --> 00:37:59,688
因为石天王如果和杜先生联姻的话

581
00:37:59,888 --> 00:38:02,808
你就没有法子对付他

582
00:38:02,948 --> 00:38:04,968
而且连一点机会

583
00:38:05,648 --> 00:38:07,278
都没有吧

584
00:38:08,108 --> 00:38:10,578
纵然我确有此意

585
00:38:11,948 --> 00:38:13,968
可是对你也有好处

586
00:38:16,418 --> 00:38:19,398
既然对彼此都有利的

587
00:38:20,768 --> 00:38:22,938
就有何不可行的

588
00:38:25,328 --> 00:38:26,988
只有一点不可

589
00:38:28,448 --> 00:38:29,688
那一点

590
00:38:32,198 --> 00:38:34,398
也不能说只有一

591
00:38:34,688 --> 00:38:37,158
只至少有两点以上

592
00:38:39,788 --> 00:38:40,788
底

593
00:38:41,408 --> 00:38:45,368
我根本不想去那个什么鬼地方的世外桃源

594
00:38:48,068 --> 00:38:49,458
第二呢

595
00:38:54,368 --> 00:38:57,588
我根本没有想过要娶老婆

596
00:38:58,208 --> 00:39:00,678
而且是这辈子想

597
00:39:00,848 --> 00:39:02,628
都没有想过

598
00:39:09,578 --> 00:39:11,088
江湖传言

599
00:39:13,088 --> 00:39:15,948
当连续意见可学一人

600
00:39:16,988 --> 00:39:19,488
减法号称当世第一

601
00:39:21,248 --> 00:39:23,988
却也败在你香水的手下

602
00:39:30,098 --> 00:39:32,538
在下也曾削减多年

603
00:39:33,738 --> 00:39:36,468
也想领教香水的剑法

604
00:39:38,018 --> 00:39:39,408
就请香帅

605
00:39:40,898 --> 00:39:41,898
赐教

606
00:40:31,406 --> 00:40:31,796
慧蓉

607
00:40:31,946 --> 00:40:32,410
我的妈

608
00:40:32,936 --> 00:40:34,776
你这是给我哥

609
00:40:35,006 --> 00:40:37,476
植物啊还是洗脸盆呢

610
00:40:39,266 --> 00:40:40,106
你这是什么意思啊

611
00:40:40,946 --> 00:40:42,696
我哪有什么意思

612
00:40:43,106 --> 00:40:45,456
只是想再近一步来

613
00:40:46,766 --> 00:40:49,106
你要出远门了要办大事去了

614
00:40:49,676 --> 00:40:51,296
虽然不是西出阳关

615
00:40:51,476 --> 00:40:54,156
但是我也要劝你多喝一些

616
00:40:54,356 --> 00:40:56,546
劝君更尽一碗酒

617
00:40:56,696 --> 00:40:58,466
东海之滨无故人

618
00:40:58,766 --> 00:40:59,766
来

619
00:41:00,176 --> 00:41:01,406
呃好好的吗

620
00:41:01,706 --> 00:41:02,336
这这一晚

621
00:41:02,765 --> 00:41:02,985
了

622
00:41:03,322 --> 00:41:03,739
来了

623
00:41:04,316 --> 00:41:05,316
哎

624
00:41:05,636 --> 00:41:07,016
就算是没有故人

625
00:41:07,136 --> 00:41:08,916
我也会回来的

626
00:41:10,496 --> 00:41:12,326
再说那个老车主

627
00:41:12,956 --> 00:41:15,276
肯定一直住在那儿

628
00:41:16,136 --> 00:41:19,266
如果我真的把这一洗脸盆的酒全都喝完

629
00:41:20,075 --> 00:41:20,294
我

630
00:41:20,456 --> 00:41:20,966
看啊

631
00:41:21,296 --> 00:41:23,226
我要死在这里了

632
00:41:24,326 --> 00:41:26,766
你认为楚留香一定会去

633
00:41:26,966 --> 00:41:27,716
淘书有趣

634
00:41:28,106 --> 00:41:29,006
就肯定会娶

635
00:41:29,666 --> 00:41:31,226
老婆是上刀山下油锅

636
00:41:31,556 --> 00:41:32,888
可以回去

637
00:41:33,206 --> 00:41:34,526
那他要是去不成呢

638
00:41:35,276 --> 00:41:36,266
他怎么会去补偿

639
00:41:36,926 --> 00:41:37,706
他说要去

640
00:41:38,216 --> 00:41:39,356
没人能拦得住他

641
00:41:39,776 --> 00:41:41,586
没有人劝得了他

642
00:41:44,936 --> 00:41:46,646
要是没有人知道他要娶

643
00:41:47,126 --> 00:41:49,356
她现在可能已经在那儿

644
00:41:49,646 --> 00:41:50,426
只可惜呀

645
00:41:51,206 --> 00:41:54,846
他有个朋友的嘴巴比洗澡盆还要大

646
00:41:57,896 --> 00:41:59,516
我就知道嘴巴怎么了

647
00:42:00,026 --> 00:42:01,166
这又不是什么丑事

648
00:42:01,496 --> 00:42:03,426
我为什么不可以告诉别人

649
00:42:03,596 --> 00:42:04,616
你可以告诉别人

650
00:42:05,276 --> 00:42:06,506
你可以告诉任何人

651
00:42:07,286 --> 00:42:08,936
只不过知道的人越多

652
00:42:09,086 --> 00:42:11,346
他的麻烦就会越多

653
00:42:11,516 --> 00:42:14,186
是天王手下的人又不是吃素的

654
00:42:14,756 --> 00:42:17,126
光一个白云生就让他吃不消了

655
00:42:17,516 --> 00:42:18,416
我敢肯定

656
00:42:18,866 --> 00:42:22,476
白云生的剑法绝不在当年的血一人之下

657
00:42:25,406 --> 00:42:26,817
起床啊

658
00:42:34,346 --> 00:42:35,936
这一路休闲必多

659
00:42:36,236 --> 00:42:37,556
你一定要特别注意

660
00:42:37,856 --> 00:42:42,486
多多保重我虽然不是你的亲亲妈

661
00:42:42,716 --> 00:42:45,727
但我一直把你当成宝贝儿子一样

662
00:42:46,256 --> 00:42:48,576
你一定不能死在路上

663
00:43:08,696 --> 00:43:10,106
总跟摘星

664
00:43:10,226 --> 00:43:11,606
危难当头

665
00:43:11,876 --> 00:43:11,996
的

666
00:43:12,386 --> 00:43:12,776
其

667
00:43:13,046 --> 00:43:14,046
感受

668
00:43:14,816 --> 00:43:17,546
男人就该抬起头

669
00:43:17,786 --> 00:43:19,596
站在风口

670
00:43:21,986 --> 00:43:23,246
青州时

671
00:43:23,576 --> 00:43:24,236
还有

672
00:43:24,536 --> 00:43:26,655
同盟军合作

673
00:43:28,106 --> 00:43:30,966
不珠峰究其恶

674
00:43:37,136 --> 00:43:38,276
有太多

675
00:43:38,754 --> 00:43:39,754
的

676
00:43:43,856 --> 00:43:44,856
故居

677
00:43:46,867 --> 00:43:47,867
三

678
00:43:48,086 --> 00:43:49,556
胸肌胳膊你有

679
00:43:49,766 --> 00:43:51,396
钱购买的

680
00:43:53,576 --> 00:43:54,966
在你这

681
00:43:56,336 --> 00:43:59,006
德国的

682
00:43:59,251 --> 00:43:59,755
最终的

683
00:43:59,876 --> 00:44:00,876
对手

684
00:44:01,856 --> 00:44:02,856
一

685
00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:06,956
的

686
00:44:07,106 --> 00:44:08,586
金融营销

687
00:44:08,756 --> 00:44:10,076
的

688
00:44:10,736 --> 00:44:11,736
逻辑

689
00:44:16,256 --> 00:44:18,026
非

690
00:44:19,796 --> 00:44:21,548
周期的朋友

691
00:44:22,556 --> 00:44:23,556
验收

692
00:44:25,406 --> 00:44:25,916
医生

693
00:44:26,029 --> 00:44:43,771
说我的